Gary the gerbil is a busy little chap.  He’s studying to become a lawyer and he is very serious about his studies…… serious he does all his work in the wee small hours of the morning…..oh sure you may think that squeeky noise is his excercise wheel but I will have you know that that squeeky noise is the sound of his laptop plugging into the world wide web………he has dial up.    Why is he so determined to pass the bar?  well he is trying to legaly change the “twas the night before Christmas” story, you see he is very offended by the “not a creature was stirring not even a mouse” line.   I mean I can kinda see his point there are other critters of the rodent variety that wouldn’t be stirring and more likely in your home like say …..a gerbil just as an example of course.   So wish him well…. the world needs more vermin lawyers.